hi I'm Hannah this blog is a mess but I am HAZIBO forever








Anonymous asked:
This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know









Anonymous asked:
What does MRA stand for?

ask-an-mra-anything:

Manbabies Raging Alone

















yongmuney:

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me









30 days otp challenge : day 17 spooning









zultanmalik:

i think visual perception is the most interesting thing in the world like how our brains see things differently… like … some ppl out there think louis is ugly but hes so beautiful isnt that strange









sapphiretemplo:

DRAKE IS A FOOL









Little Things ~ 12/9









phosphorescentt:

can we please destroy this idea that a person has to talk to you every minute of every day to like you

texting all day is not natural

force communication all hours of the day is not natural

















pussylipgloss:

what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business









peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

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